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Whack a Hole

A sex game in which 9 girls line up, ass up, in a three by three formation and each girl shoves a dildo into their vagina. Then, a guy takes a spanker from a sex torture game and the girls must push the dildos out by squeezing their vaginas at random times and pull them back in by expanding their vaginas while the guy tries to hit as many dildos as he can within a minute. Each time a girl's dildo is hit, she must make a moaning noise while another guy tallies up the hits and the winner gets to join in a massive orgy between the girls and himself. The losers have to eat each others shit out of paper cups using each others foreskins.

WARNING: Unless in favor of abortion, do not try this game while pregnant!
Sweet my Whack a Hole set finally came, lets go get some sluts and have some fun.

Oh doesn't playing Whack a Hole just make you wanna kapoomba so loud.
Whack a Hole by BOnoobies March 27, 2011
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whack-a-hole 

when a woman partially deficates during vaginal sex. The man must quickly remove his penis from the vagina, and push the poop back in. this is referred to as whack-a-hole
chris: What did you do lastnight
theo: I played whack-a-hole with conway
chris: sounds cool, i'll try that with ryan.
theo: ya, but i want to try it with big darc.
whack-a-hole by andrewconway May 30, 2006

Black Hole Whack-A-Mole 

When you have dodo coming out of your bumhole and you play around with it a little so you squeeze it back in (like how a black hole sucks things in), then rebirthing it back out, then in, then out, etc. This repetitive movement is of similar fashion to the moles in the game Whack-A-Mole
I like to perform the Black Hole Whack-a-Mole technique because it feels as if someone penetrated me with their massive cock in my anus

Florida Wack a Hole 

You take two girls laying on top of each other, the one on the bottom is face up and the one on the top is face down so they are looking at each other, then you have them spread their legs. You have a guy standing near them with a blind fold on and he starts poking and you see how long it takes him to find a hole.
Man last night it only took me 12 seconds to get in in the Florida Wack a Hole.
Florida Wack a Hole by DickNTechs October 16, 2010

Florida Wack a Hole 

You take two girls laying on top of each other, the one on the bottom is face up and the one on the top is face down so they are looking at each other, then you have them spread their legs. You have a guy standing near them with a blind fold on and he starts poking and you see how long it takes him to find a hole.
Man last night it only took me 12 seconds to get in in the Florida Wack a Hole.
Florida Wack a Hole by DNTechs October 16, 2010
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