When you are such a psycho bitch you feel the need to destroy your fat ass boyfriends life and trap him and get insanely jealous of every female that’s near your man and you make up psychotic scenarios and ideas and put them in your boyfriends head until he threatens to shoot people.
My mans caught wethington syndrome. He’s in jail for child support and she called Statutory rape charge on him.
It's the act of a group of people doing a wet biscuit and simultaneously playing minecraft.It's is generally done by small children who love to jack themselves off AND play minecraft.It combines the best of two worlds.WetMine is an upgrade to the wet biscuit. It is (ironically) the national sport of the kongolean people. Each year the different tribes fight for honour and glory in the cup of wankness the price is to be allowed to search in the garbage mountains for religious relics(also knows as technology to us normal and civilized superiour white males). This Ritual is highly common in Texan Households and obligatory on Family meetings.
Hey did you hear about the wetness contest who won?
Nah dude i was busy wetmining with me and my buddies.
I heard the tribe of silentseong won last night ,they really rubbed hard they told me!
Aw dude we had a Family Meeting and i had to stand next to my Sister while I was WetMining.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!