When you are such a psycho bitch you feel the need to destroy your fat ass boyfriends life and trap him and get insanely jealous of every female that’s near your man and you make up psychotic scenarios and ideas and put them in your boyfriends head until he threatens to shoot people.
My mans caught wethington syndrome. He’s in jail for child support and she called Statutory rape charge on him.
It's the act of a group of people doing a wet biscuit and simultaneously playing minecraft.It's is generally done by small children who love to jack themselves off AND play minecraft.It combines the best of two worlds.WetMine is an upgrade to the wet biscuit. It is (ironically) the national sport of the kongolean people. Each year the different tribes fight for honour and glory in the cup of wankness the price is to be allowed to search in the garbage mountains for religious relics(also knows as technology to us normal and civilized superiour white males). This Ritual is highly common in Texan Households and obligatory on Family meetings.
Hey did you hear about the wetness contest who won?
Nah dude i was busy wetmining with me and my buddies.
I heard the tribe of silentseong won last night ,they really rubbed hard they told me!
Aw dude we had a Family Meeting and i had to stand next to my Sister while I was WetMining.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.