Skip to main content

Wet-Pants-Republican 

Someone who used to be liberal, but was scared shitless after 911 and joined the conservatives in the fear and loathing of everything Muslim, Arab, foreign, French, left, liberal, diverse, different, etc.
Chris: "That Dennis Miller used to be so cool and laid back. I used to like it when he went after politicians' hypocracy and bullshit."

Edie: "Yeah, I know what you mean, you always see him on some Fox Channel show, now. He's turned into such a Wet-Pants-Republican."
Wet-Pants-Republican by CongaChile October 30, 2011

Wet-o-pants

Sap or soppy bloke prefers hugs to sex
Darryl is a wet-o-pants said Maria
Wet-o-pants by Jpjb June 11, 2006

Just Wet Your Pants Girl 

“I want to dye my hair
“Just wet your pants girl!”

Wet in the Pants

When a girl on xbox live hears a guy talking over a mic and says to him "OMG you sound sooo HOT!!!" and immediately invites him to private chat(video chat if available) and adds him to her friends list. From then on she either always follows him from game to game or invites him to her games just to hear his voice, which turns her on - thus becoming "Wet in the Pants".
Essentially the female equivalent of "Tight in the Pants"
Tori and Kelsey are always bugging FDD to join their games and having him say things just to hear him say them because they are so Wet in the pants over the poor guy

WetPantsChair

Basically mostly women understand this, its usually when women get up from a chair that they have been sitting on for a while. They're legs or pants feel wet or as in they wet they're pants, pretty weird.
Person 1: ughhh this test is taking forever, wanna go get up and take a break?
Person 2: Sounds like a great idea!
*person 2 stands up*
Person 1: ok lets go
*person 2 sits back down fast*
Person 1: whats wrong?
Person 2: i think i have a case of WetPantsChair
Person 1: you know it doesnt show up on your pants right?
WetPantsChair by powethebowe December 10, 2021

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026