by Tom Main February 05, 2003
What dirty, skanky, soap dodger scrubs use after sex instead of taking a shower.
I know it may sound funny, but really, wet naps are not a replacement for good hygiene. You don't want to be all sticky, and smell like Janet Reno or some French hick from Canadia.
I know it may sound funny, but really, wet naps are not a replacement for good hygiene. You don't want to be all sticky, and smell like Janet Reno or some French hick from Canadia.
by T. J. October 30, 2003
what you wipe your asshole and your twat with, right before you allow the guy to go down on you (assuming that you did have a bath or shower before the date started)
It was obvious we were going to have sex, I used a fresh Wet Nap for my ass, then another to wipe my pussy, just in case he wanted to go down on me.....Sara
by Jake January 20, 2004
"Thanks for coming to KFC, here's your order. Would you like some wet-naps with your meal?"
"No thank you, besides, if i took them who would wash your dishes and mop up the bathroom?"
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"No thank you, besides, if i took them who would wash your dishes and mop up the bathroom?"
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by Jessica Alba ex-mexican November 08, 2010
A supposedly comfortable maneuver in which one lays down in a bathtub with a pillow and comforter and turns on a warm shower, proceeding to sleep like a baby in a womb.
"We're terribly sorry, ma'am, but your son was found drowned in his bathtub yesterday, wrapped in sheets. His friends say he was attempting a wet-nap."
by ham-wombat January 25, 2009
by asshole February 26, 2004
female version of a tea bag
ie. when a girl squats over a man's or another woman's face
and gently dabs the lips of the vagina on their nose and mouth.
ie. when a girl squats over a man's or another woman's face
and gently dabs the lips of the vagina on their nose and mouth.
by chold on July 04, 2009