Wet lettuce
someone who is a wuss. cries a lot, really sensitive and just a pussy in general. Real emotional and never takes risks. Always quiet.
Wet lettuce by sluttydickwad October 5, 2020
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wet lettuce
Phrase commonly used in the North of England to describe a person who acts like a fanny or in a manner betraying his male gender.
A: "Why isn't Neil coming out this weekend?"
B: "He's washing his Dog's hair"
A: "Fucking wet lettuce."
B: "He's washing his Dog's hair"
A: "Fucking wet lettuce."
wet lettuce by Commandy November 29, 2007
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Wet Lettuce
When someone has their personality rapidly drained from them and does everything their girlfriend asks.
And then they start lieing about where there going with elaborate tales cos they're scared they will get beaten up
And then they start lieing about where there going with elaborate tales cos they're scared they will get beaten up
Keith: Where's Brooksy tonight.
Lloyd: He said he was comin but his bird rang and he quickly disappeared.
Keith: WHAT A FUCKIN WET LETTUCE!
Lloyd: He said he was comin but his bird rang and he quickly disappeared.
Keith: WHAT A FUCKIN WET LETTUCE!
Wet Lettuce by albert1941 August 15, 2011
wet lettuce
someone with a dead personality . talking to this person is like talking to a brick wall however the wall would probably be more interesting <3
“how did your date go with *name*”
“it went alright , he was a bit of a wet lettuce tho , the convo was drier than my dads holiday flip flops ”
“it went alright , he was a bit of a wet lettuce tho , the convo was drier than my dads holiday flip flops ”
wet lettuce by thatdictionaryhoe August 13, 2021
wet lettuce
When having sex with a woman while using a condom- once you have ejaculated, you remove the condom from the penis and proceed to swing the wet condom on the woman's face as if its a piece of wet lettuce.
When having sex with a woman while using a condom- once you have ejaculated, you remove the condom from the penis and proceed to swing the wet condom on the woman's face as if its a piece of wet lettuce
wet lettuce by Gvaldez August 3, 2009
Wet Lettuce
You should have seen how drunk Kyle was at the party, he passed out on the floor and Monica gave him the best wet lettuce ever!
Wet Lettuce by WettLett March 28, 2018
Wet lettuce
Wet lettuce by Finn2232 March 10, 2018