Wet Jessie 

When you're awake in the bed next to a sleeping girl, you masturbate and release it all over her. The key here is to make sure she sleeps and does not wake up until you have left the house as she will be shocked and confused about what is on her. Particularly good after a night of drinking.

She was sleeping, and I was horny. I watched a porn quietly, then gave her a Wet Jessie.

Wet Jessie by Ken Fisher August 31, 2005

Wet Jessie 

Similar to a Wet Willie but instead of licking a finger and placing it in someones ear, you place the wet finger in a vagina.

She thought I was going to give her a Wet Willie but I gave her a Wet Jessie instead.

Wet Jessie by knuckls March 16, 2012

wet jesse 

The act of ejaculating on someone's face while they sleep

I snuck up on her and gave her a Wet Jesse

wet jesse by the busdriver April 8, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008