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Wet Jessie 

When you're awake in the bed next to a sleeping girl, you masturbate and release it all over her. The key here is to make sure she sleeps and does not wake up until you have left the house as she will be shocked and confused about what is on her. Particularly good after a night of drinking.
She was sleeping, and I was horny. I watched a porn quietly, then gave her a Wet Jessie.
Wet Jessie by Ken Fisher August 31, 2005
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Wet Jessie 

Similar to a Wet Willie but instead of licking a finger and placing it in someones ear, you place the wet finger in a vagina.
She thought I was going to give her a Wet Willie but I gave her a Wet Jessie instead.
Wet Jessie by knuckls March 16, 2012
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wet jesse 

The act of ejaculating on someone's face while they sleep
I snuck up on her and gave her a Wet Jesse
wet jesse by the busdriver April 8, 2010
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fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
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country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
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Regular Degular 

Plain. Not tampered with or upgraded. Basic.
May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.
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