On 16th of March, is international "call Marcus
wet day". On this day, you are legally required to call any person called Marcus "
wet" or "a wetty". People named Zak thrive on this day, and treat it as a second birthday for them. The following exchange is an example of the rituals that take place on this day:
Person
1(directed to Marcus): "Oi, -insert name here- thinks you're
wet!"
Marcus: What did you call me?
Person
1: A wetty
Marcus: I'
m going to beat you harder than my mum