Wet Cabbage 

Used to describe someone with a plain personality

“Oh look at john over there, he is such a wet cabbage”

Wet Cabbage by BagChaserMNC March 25, 2021

wet cabbage 

a word to describe an incredibly boring person with the most dull personality

“ocean is such a wet cabbage”

wet cabbage by meadox November 20, 2022

wet cabbage 

A term describing female genetalia when wet, usually from semen or vaginal discharge. Usually shiney.

"EW, wet cabbage! Nasty!"

wet cabbage by LTE September 8, 2006

Wet Cabbage 

Filling up a girls pussy with water and then fucking her till shes empty

I wet cabbaged marie last night, It made such a mess

Wet Cabbage by Stochii_ May 28, 2022