wet butt

n. - a medical condition consiting of poop remnants mixing with sweaty discharge

characterized by: moistness between the butt cheeks

symptoms include: tire tracks in underwear paired with easily noticed offensive odor

common names include: soup ass, stink butt, swamp ass, crotch rot, and monkey butt

Darn, after running that mile, I had a mean case of wet butt.

wet butt by mike February 22, 2004

Wet Butt

Wet Butt is a rare disease where a someone’s butt is wet all day every day.

Damn Peter your butts wet, get that checked out, I think you got Wet Butt.

Wet Butt by Dan The Destroy69 April 30, 2023

Wet Butt

Wet Butt is a rare disease where a someone’s butt is wet all day every day.

Damn Peter your butts wet, get that checked out, I think you got Wet Butt.

Wet Butt by Dan The Destroy69 April 30, 2023

Wet butt disease 

What you get when you try to sit on a toilet with its seat raised, and so you end up falling into the bowl and getting your butt wet with dirty toilet water.

Damn it! You forgot to lower the toilet seat when you were finished! Now I've caught the wet butt disease!

Wet butt disease by Vinderex September 7, 2021

Butt wet 

arousal in the butt (usually by a man).

Tim: "OOAAHH why am I butt wet!?"
(As if he doesn't know)

Butt wet by A Mo December 14, 2008

i make you wet in the butt 

The phrase "I make you wet in the butt" means some one is really hot/sexy and you feel a tingling sensation in your butt while also feeling like it's moist.

"That guy makes me so wet in the butt."
"I make you wet in the butt"

i make you wet in the butt by Cpt. Wet Butt December 5, 2014

beat in the butt with a wet squirrel

euphemism for exhausted, tired on every level, as beaten down as one can be. Origin: Dobbins Family saying created by Hale Dobbins, deceased, of Arkansas

as in "I'm so tired I feel like I've been beat in the butt with a wet squirrel."

beat in the butt with a wet squirrel by H. Hendrix Dobbins November 14, 2013