A female who secretes large amounts of fluid from the vagina during sexual arrousal, and repeatedly leaves this fluid behind on car seats, couches, bar stools, etc.
"Hey, Tim. I hear you hooked up with Amy last night."
"Na bro. All I got to do was fingerblast her in the front seat of my car. She had to go to church in the morning. But man does she get wet. When she got up, the seat was soaked."
Mysterious man who strikes at unsuspecting bathrooms of mainly chinese restaurants and burger king's. He pisses on walls and shit on floors while leaving a poetic note to the oblivious Nips or apathetic high school kids who work there. He is generally accompanied by his accomplices The Bathroom Brawler and The Ass Burglar. The Wet Bandit's legend is well known on a 300 mile stretch of north eastern I-80 as he struck an unprecedented 7 times in one day.
"Roses are red,
Toilets are missed,
Drop your head
And see where i pissed"
"fuck my life, the Wet Bandit left a nutty shit on the bathroom floor again.. who is this guy?
the act of eating a vagina with a dip in preferably longhorn. After you are done munching her pink hole you take the dip out and insert it in her vagina.
last night i was eating out jess after i was done working that pussy i gave her the wetbandit
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.