Wet Bandits
Wet Bandits by coolperson21 September 25, 2011
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A female who secretes large amounts of fluid from the vagina during sexual arrousal, and repeatedly leaves this fluid behind on car seats, couches, bar stools, etc.
"Hey, Tim. I hear you hooked up with Amy last night."
"Na bro. All I got to do was fingerblast her in the front seat of my car. She had to go to church in the morning. But man does she get wet. When she got up, the seat was soaked."
"Yeah, man. She's a real wet bandit."
"Na bro. All I got to do was fingerblast her in the front seat of my car. She had to go to church in the morning. But man does she get wet. When she got up, the seat was soaked."
"Yeah, man. She's a real wet bandit."
wet bandit by Kevin20012001 June 1, 2006
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Wet Bandit
Mysterious man who strikes at unsuspecting bathrooms of mainly chinese restaurants and burger king's. He pisses on walls and shit on floors while leaving a poetic note to the oblivious Nips or apathetic high school kids who work there. He is generally accompanied by his accomplices The Bathroom Brawler and The Ass Burglar. The Wet Bandit's legend is well known on a 300 mile stretch of north eastern I-80 as he struck an unprecedented 7 times in one day.
"Roses are red,
Toilets are missed,
Drop your head
And see where i pissed"
"fuck my life, the Wet Bandit left a nutty shit on the bathroom floor again.. who is this guy?
Toilets are missed,
Drop your head
And see where i pissed"
"fuck my life, the Wet Bandit left a nutty shit on the bathroom floor again.. who is this guy?
Wet Bandit by Adamthe K December 21, 2008
wet bandit
the act of eating a vagina with a dip in preferably longhorn. After you are done munching her pink hole you take the dip out and insert it in her vagina.
wet bandit by noobler elf October 24, 2007
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
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