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A game in which a brown paper grocery bag is set up right on the floor. Participants try to balance on one leg while bending over forward to pick up the bag by grabbing the top edge with their teeth.

No hands may be used to touch the ground or the bag. Once a round has completed, tear about an inch down off the top of the bag, progressively shortening it as the rounds continue and increasing difficulty.

Called wet bag for the amount of spit swaping, or wet from the blood of smashing your face and teeth into the ground.

Often played with a large amount of alcohol.
Jimmy broke his teeth playing wet bag last weekend.

Daniel L. is the wet bag champion.
Wet Bag by electronicghost September 13, 2010
"Tessa brooks, chanise is such a shallow wet bag how can he do that to tessa"
Wet bag by Wahtttttttttttt July 31, 2017

Wet Bag of Shit

A projection on or of another individual in one's social circle (or not), who upon invitation of
adjoined travel, adventure, or Fun....Rejects All Three!....
Also during what may be an indulgence of said travel, adventure, & or fun will Damper such
proceedings...
This Begs the obvious yet Necessary understanding of this phrases' vernacular....
The uncomfortable holding of a Bag of Excrement and maybe having to'take' it somewhere...
Knowing at some point the bottom of the Bag will collapse is an acute, relatable metaphor for
some of are social relations & situations, and the MESS that follows is something we confront
or run away from....
Oh Hell!...Jethro...If you're gonna stand there with your MAGA hat & pitchfork & Not storm the Capitol!,
you're just a Wet Bag of Shit...

Bro, I told you to just stand there while I went into the 7/11 for two more brown baggers...Now we're both
in the back of this police car you 'Wet Bag of Shit!.....

Hello, Maggie Dear...I have some good news sweetie...I scored those 'Hamilton' tickets for the matinee'
on Friday...WHAT!?...Again...You Wet Bag of Shit!
Wet Bag of Shit by Andy / Jack February 7, 2021

Wet bag of chips 

adjective.- When someone, or something is undesirable, and disappointing in a disgusting manner.
Statement : Did you know Mazie Hirono is so successful, but unmarried?

Response: Oh that "wet bag of chips?" That is no surprise to me at all....
Wet bag of chips by KRAFTWAVE February 13, 2025

Sharp as a wet bag of mice

Incredibly stupid
That man is as sharp as a wet bag of mice

Wet Paper Bag 

Extremely weak or worthy of ridicule. From the phrase, "Couldn't fight their way out of a wet paper bag."
John is such a weakling, he couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag.
Yesterday's football match was rubbish, it was nothing but a wet paper bag fight.
Wet Paper Bag by SaucyWench May 29, 2016

Wet Paper Bag Scenario 

Davidisom - this strike is like the wet paper bag scenario - Useless