Weird of the day

Daily handpicked words on urbandictionary.com. These chosen words are admittedly clever, but are marked by the fact that no one actually uses these words in real life. Probably just some bored schmuck noticed a pun and then reverse created a definition that sort of fits.

Easily identified by being an entry with just one definition, though, inexplicably, it is popular enough to make the front page.

Samantha: "I'm in such a 'manager trois' that my 'bio-illogical clock' is stressing me out! I need some 'boytox' or at least to indulge my 'netaflixia,' stat!"
Jessica: What the hell are you talking about?
Samantha: Oh don't you read the urbandictionary.com word of the day? I do and I am so cool because of this simple fact
Jessica: You're not as cool as you think--those are just "weirds of the day"

Me: Poo parkour? Blogosfear? MeDD? Who picks these things? What a weird of the day.

For further examples, see this post.

Weird of the day by Alison King April 12, 2013

Get merch

Get the Weird of the day mug.

See more merch

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

Get merch

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

Get merch

fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

Get merch

Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

Get merch

Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

Get merch

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

Get merch