Weird Wednesdays

A popular night of the week for college students to participate in binge drinking and run around college campus' screaming "get weird", and other inappropriate profanities. College campus' nation wide have recently started buckling down on students drinking on weird wednesdays due to high alcohol poisoning rates.

Scene:Thursday Morning

Nick:Yo bro what did you do last night?
Sam:Got fuckin weird man. Ended up taking a dump in the dimple.
Nick: Again?
Sam: Yea man, weird wednesdays. Gets me every time.

Weird Wednesdays by weirdguy101 September 15, 2010

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Weird Wednesday

Social movement organization with its main goal to make society more embrassing of personal weirdness and social deviance.

Founder Zane Cruz. @slapthatducko on social media. Their hashtag is #ZaysWeirdWednesday
I've seen a few things they do it's really cool and funny.

Mark: what's up with all the people dressed like tik tokers?
Alex: that's the weird Wednesday thingy. Today was Visco girls vs. eboys/egirls.
Sandra: oo, fun.

Weird Wednesday by Weird supporter of gays October 23, 2019

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Weird Wank Wednesday

Weird Wank Wednesday is a challenge that only legends can handle.

On the first Wednesday of every month, you have to find the weirdest porno, something normal people would usually avoid, and masturbate to it.

Both men and women can participate in this challenge.

Dude 1: “Hey, what did you watch for Weird Wank Wednesday ?”

Dude 2: “I watched some furry GILF porn...”

Dude 1: “Damn.”

Weird Wank Wednesday by Yeehawrper November 3, 2018

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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