Weiner Chested Share definition Flag When old women, or fat old men, have saggy boobs that look like hot dogs. Or weiner-dogs with the snout as the nipple. GOD GRAN! Your gettin so weiner chested! BUY BETTER BRAS!!! Weiner Chested by Xela||aleX February 21, 2009 Get the Weiner Chested mug.