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The man. A Weidner usually is a male between 17-21 years of age. He is gorgeous especially with thier beautiful eyes. What comes standard with any Weidner?: A charming personality, a six pack, a fitted Mets hat, tons of useful sports knowledge, A lexus, and game. Now Lets define this game of his: speed, stamina, integrity, and just mad game that girls haven't seen before. This male will usually chill with the likes of people named... Kobe, DJ Cam, and hair gel. Women love this kid.. (Just refer to definition #1 on this page.) With his great looks and charming personality, Weidner makes a girl (mostly just victoria secret models) fall for him, gets 10 points, and then peaces. Just like his boys, thats what happens on LBI! ATTENTION WOMEN: if you meet a Weidner, good luck, he's probably outta your league. Weidner: The man, the myth, an absolute fuckin GOD!
DJ Cam: Yo Weidner got mad bitties last night...

Kobe: I come to exspect nothin less.
DJ Cam: I hooked up with her too!
Kobe: Red Flag.
Weidner by Kobe Hibbs June 15, 2010
now that really is a massive weidner
weidner by ma1kym6rk December 30, 2005
The act of getting a celebrity to do a hand hula hoop to a camera.
"amazing toady just got weidnered"
weidner by Yonny Gluon January 12, 2006

ashley weidner 

your being such an ashley weidner about this.
ashley weidner by rick hess March 30, 2016

Willy weiner

Wendybone (or “Willybone”) , another name for mort aka juniors assistant and creative partner /liaison
Willy Weiner is the youngest creative consultant this world has ever witnessed!

It’s no wonder J grimes is as successful as he is, it’s because of willy weiner and his creative expertise and justified criticism that brings old J back into reality and binds him logic so that he doesn’t make a fool out of himself (as junior usually does)

weiner wednesday 

The day of the week designated for dick picks. Similar to titty Tuesday.
I love titty Tuesday but Weiner Wednesday is my favorite day of the week.
weiner wednesday by Jodofo October 17, 2015
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
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