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weeping willow

When a girl is sobbing while she blows you.
That girl was really upset last night, but she still gave me a weeping willow. It was kind of weird, but it felt great.
weeping willow by The Moostache Man January 25, 2011
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weeping willow

having sex with a gymnast while she is hanging upside down on the uneven bars
Me and that babe from connecticut did the weeping willow on the uneven bars
weeping willow by Robert Woodie July 26, 2005

Weeping Willow

the act of 2 flaccid men that attempt to dock, forming a weeping willow
"facebook.com/profile.php?id=1459216487&ref=ffl" is my favorite person to do a weeping willow with
Weeping Willow by The Holocaust is Op November 22, 2011

Carolina Weeping Willow 

The Carolina Weeping Willow is when a group of guys (4+) stand in a circle, facing away from each other, dicks out (for Harambe), the group then masturbates to climax. Upon ejaculation the group turns and faces each other and lets the ejaculate drip from their now limp members.
Steven, Buddy, Nick, Mike, and Austin just got done having a nice Carolina Weeping Willow, now they are getting chicken.

@wweeping.wwilloww 

The most gorgeous funny and amazing cosplayer on tiktok who is talented and has no idea how perfect and amazing she really is
"Yo have you heard of @wweeping.wwilloww ?"
"She's that amazing cosplay or right?"
"Ye i wanna be just like her!!"
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murderhobo 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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