Weekend Boyfriend

A single guy specifically designated to accompany a girl to dinner, movies, social functions, etc. only on weekends because of her busy schedule during the week. May include, kissing, cuddling, sex, etc.

This week has been so busy! I can't wait to call up my weekend boyfriend to see what he has planned for us!

Right now my busy schedule doesn't leave me enough time for a full time boyfriend, so it's great just having a weekend boyfriend! I love having a nice guy to do stuff with on the weekends!

Weekend Boyfriend by 361cmgtx3 June 15, 2011

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Weekend boyfriend

A boyfriend that is only available to you on the weekends or on vacation. Called the weekend boyfriend because you don't want to make anything too official due to the inconvenient circumstances of your relationship.

I can't wait for this 2 weeks to go by.... I will finally be able to make it up to Vegas to see my weekend boyfriend again

Weekend boyfriend by weekend girlfriend June 22, 2011

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weekend boyfriend

the kind of guy you date for one weekend when you're drunk 3/4 of the time. when you finally sober up, you dump him, realizing his vocabulary consists of "hey" "what's up" "nothin" "awesome" and "lets hook up"

"what happened to that guy you hooked up with at the party?"
"he was such a weekend boyfriend, i broke up with him as soon as i woke up sober on monday"

weekend boyfriend by Nos_addict January 24, 2009

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national call your boyfriend weekend

the second weekend if October is national call your boyfriend day.

“Hey do you have any plans on the second weekend of October”
“Yeah! Its national call your national call your boyfriend weekend!”

national call your boyfriend weekend by pseudonymdagreat October 6, 2023

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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