wee bum 

When you eat something so rotten that your body wants to get rid of what you consumed so fast that it bypasses every part of the digestive system and heads straight for the exit.

friend:Oh god what is that stench?
me:Sorry mate, at a late night California Burrito @ Filiberto's (aka Fili-squirt-o's) and gave me a bad case of wee bum.

wee bum by LtDan September 7, 2012

Wee bum 

A condition in which your asshole discharges frequently in a liquid form. Commonly occurs when you eat off the streets in Bali.

Oh shit Roy, I’ve me the case of wee bum

Wee bum by Bucking boom boom February 1, 2020

wee bum 

explosive diarrhea, when high speed fluid erupts from the anus when either ill or from food poisoning. can result in splarting when solids can teporarily block the stream forming blast a radius.

"I couldn't make it to work because I had wee bum"

wee bum by wordology May 1, 2010

Bum Wee 

An illness / infliction often found to affect 18 - 30 yr olds the morning after a big night out.

The bum wee is consistency of water, approximate density of 1001 kg/m3 and can be coloured various different shades of brown (linked to what alcohol has been consumed the night before - for example - Very Dark Brown = Guiness)

It can cause some "irritation" of the bottom, but this will subside once the bum wee ceases.

Very Dark Brown Bum Wee = Guiness

Bum Wee by Lord Bum Wee June 7, 2009

bum wee 

Diarreah.

Liquid shit or bum wee

bum wee by wurzel79 October 12, 2008

Bum Wee 

Based on an anal explosion during the civil war in 1386, Capt. Donald Rumkinson of the 3rd dragoons lost ten of his best infantry men to bum wee when they were caught short and shot by the enemy whilst their rear ends were exposed. It is basically pissing from the arse and can strike at anytime, but is usual after a heavy night of booze, boot and greasy food.

He had bum wee and lost his lunch

Bum Wee by Chris and Stan September 22, 2004

Bum-Wee 

A term used to describe a male urinating while standing up but opting to lower both their trousers/shorts and underwear, fully exposing their bum in the process, rather than simply unzipping or lowering the front portion of their clothing for urination convenience.

That man is at least 40, can you believe he's doing a Bum-Wee in public

Bum-Wee by Doggly September 2, 2023