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Webster's Law

Webster's Law states that no matter what the subject, a discussion posted in the Real Ale Twats - Viz Facebook group will always reference Doom Bar at some point. This is because of the ubiquity and generic nature of Doom Bar.
(after discussing dispense method for several threads)
-I don't care how my beer is served, so long as it's not Doom Bar.
-Webster's Law!
Webster's Law by Freedomslayer99 February 21, 2018
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webster's law of nut tappage 

webster's law says that anytime a half drunk human male walks into a nut check battle between two or more males it will be at the exact worst moment in said battle where the target male is nut tapped inadvertantly by one or more of the combatants leading to the escalation of the target male joining in said fray after picking himself up off the floor.and making it a war of nut tappage
buzz used "webster's law of nut tappage"as a excuse to knock the hell outta me.webster's law of nut tappage is always a good excuse for a tapping war
webster's law of nut tappage by origen September 18, 2006

webster's law of nut tappage 

webster's law says that anytime a half drunk human male walks into a nut check battle between two or more males it will be at the exact worst moment in said battle where the target male is nut tapped inadvertantly by one or more of the combatants leading to the escalation of the target male joining in said fray after picking himself up off the floor.and making it a war of nut tappage.
buzz walked into the bar just in time to enjoy the effects of webster's law of nut tappage.
webster's law of nut tappage by origen September 20, 2008
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