Weavered

When you are working on one task and then you are distracted and you start working on another task.
I was working on that contract when Anthony came in a started talking to me. Then I started surfing the web. Damn I was Weavered.
by weavering October 26, 2013
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Weavered

Derived from a lucrative greek god, Tyłus Weavüs Måximus who had great influence over masses of the population yet legends have it, he didn’t even know his own power.
When somebody reaches either a god like state, or a contrasting state of embarrassment or utter disappointment, can be used in a wide variety of situations.
This K’s got me absolutely weavered.
He sent me a photo of tyler, I’ve been weavered.
He basically goes with his sister, thats weavered.
by Fettywapemimemhybrid December 09, 2020
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Weavering

The act of hitting someone in the face with a lunch tray.
Dude, did you see that Patrick guy?
Yea, I did!
He got totally weavered!
Yea, I know right, that lunch tray had to hurt!

That guy is really pissin me off man.
Yea, he's being a Crabtree.
I'm thinking of Weavering him.
Go for it, man!
by Smurd February 11, 2009
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weavered

When you applied for an awesome new job but one of your mates applied for it behind your back and beats you.
Greg was so confident that he had the new job that he had already bought a new suit, but then Jon applied and weavered it away from him. Jon starts Monday
by Screech161616 December 14, 2011
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The Weaver

When a man puts a dildo on backwards and has sex with a woman in the doggystyle position, while at the same time having sex (via the dildo) with another woman positioned behind him.
I was doing The Weaver last night and it was quite the workout. Traditional sex is only physically demanding during the thrust, but when you’re doing The Weaver you get resistance both ways!
by Tlove412 February 15, 2011
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Weaver

When you're searching for a parking spot and you find someone walking to their car. You follow them, however they trick you by weaving through cars and somehow end up on the other side of the parking lot.
You: "Hey I think I see someone going to their car!"
Friend: "Sweet, let's follow them."
You and Friend: "MAN! He's on the other side; what a weaver!"
by illusionisbliss June 26, 2009
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weaver

In Northeast Ohio, a derogatory name for a mentally retarded person. There's a school and workshop for the retarded called Weaver school... that's where the name came from.
Stop acting like a weaver.
by mondeliste February 17, 2008
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