weating 

The motion of eating and masturbating at the same time.

Adam was weating in his room all day

weating by DrMetal September 8, 2009

Weating 

To watch a movie and eat at the same time.

Jo was weating while she was waiting for me.

I'd just be weating.

Weating by Jojomarti February 18, 2024

Westinghoused

To be electrocuted or killed by an AC current. During the war of the currents Thomas Edison would electrocute and kill animals in an effort to make AC currents look dangerous when compared to his DC currents.

They westinghoused some punk up in the pen today.

Westinghoused by Davasso October 2, 2008

2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat 

2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat

When a guy's fat gut is so huge it resembles a hippopotamus head ... it therefore must be a hippopotamus that only has 2 legs and has purchased itself a lovely man's head for a hat (probably not such a lovely hat given the size of the gut)

Wtf? Is that a 2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat?

2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat by Big Poppa Mills December 3, 2020

web weaving

Web weaving is a combination of images and stills from film or television, quotes, art pieces, song lyrics, lines of poetry, even film scripts, which have a theme in common. On tiktok these are also known as “sad slideshows”, but most of them originate from tumblr on the early days. Usually the themes or topic on these posts tend to be gut wrenching or extremely sad.

I cried to a web weaving post last night

web weaving by gabiloo December 12, 2022

if i beat it i aint wearing a johnny 

Its a term forin people use

person 1: Are you gonna have sex with that girl?
person 2: yea
person 1: Are you wearing a condom
person 2: If i beat it i aint wearing a johnny

if i beat it i aint wearing a johnny by Muffin90210 February 15, 2022

duck wearing a wonderbra 

A duck wearing a wonderbra refers to a very unlikely event.

My going out with you is as likely as a duck wearing a wonderbra.

duck wearing a wonderbra by Cranberry Bob November 26, 2019