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Weak dog. 

A word used to describe a person/animal who is of unfavourable disposition and who's actions are of the 'weak' nature. It can also be someone who exhibits various forms of failure or 'gaycuntness'.

The unfourtunate creature, who has been cursed(against their will) with the woeful title of 'weak dog' will inevitably battle/struggle/fail at anything and everything they attempt in life.

Most 'weak dogs' have accepted that they are the lowest beings on the food chain and have ackwoledged that they will never be respected or valued in any way shape or form.
Person 1: your a fucking ''Weak dog.''
Person 2: true
Weak dog. by are you serious? November 28, 2010
Words you can keep
Somebody who commits low acts of doggatory towards their mates on regualr occasions, and show no signs of every stoping.
1) Julie Gillard is a weak dog for what she did to K-Rudd
2) Ben is a weak dog for not telling James that the teachers where at the door before he called Ben a weak dog cunt
weak dog by gymmy q August 3, 2010
Someone who is weak, useless, and all round pathetic
Weak dog!

Matt is such a weak dog!

What a weak dog!
Weak Dog by t-Rav004 October 23, 2009
Weak Dog (noun, adjective)

A weak dog is a person or object that acts poorly or in a less that normal manner.

It can also be a person who is just fucking useless.

Can be used in conjunction with the word ‘cunt’.
Joe, is a weak dog (cunt)
Weak Dog by Weakest Dog November 20, 2019
Someone who has no testosterone and is just a dirty dog, who is always shit at everything he does has no mates but thinks his a sick cunt but really his just fucked..
Spenc: ay bro why do you always have be so fucking annoying you cunt

Tom: what bro wasn't even me braow

Spenc: fuck off you "weak dog" everyone knows your a fuckin piece of shit you haven't pumped a weight in your life your as tight as a jew and your just a fucking annoying cunt

Tom: fuck off man "hey scotty there picking on me".

Spenc: ahahah now theres 2 weak dogs fuckin shit knts
Weak dog by Winsumlosesum September 26, 2017

Weak-gutted Dog 

A person who commits a serious dog act, and doesn’t own up to it or accept responsibility for his actions.
Ricky Stuart on Jaemon Salmon: He was a weak-gutted dog as a kid and he hasn't changed now. He is a weak-gutted dog person now.
Weak-gutted Dog by Navillus August 7, 2022

Weak Gutted Dog 

The slur Canberra Raiders head coach Ricky Stuart used to describe Penrith Panthers Five-Eighth Jaeman Salmon
Weak Gutted Dog by Ch4rlie August 16, 2022
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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