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Wayzata High School

Although no one has definite proof; it is most likely a school run by Lizard People pretending to be human. It is where comedy comes to die and forced positivity thrives and flourishes. You will most likely end up eating a cheeseburger everyday but hey join the club. Speaking of clubs you have many, most of which you won’t have time for because of the piles of homework you will have to complete all night every night, but hey there’s Minecraft Club said no one ever, But trust me my child you will come to love it here... or at least the football games
Wayzata Student #1: “Welcome to Trojan Tv of Wayzata High School I’m your host Richard Fungus. Backpacks are now banned from The Expressway on behalf of some students trying to use them as payment items to buy the Sundae Poptarts

Wayzata Student #2: It’s Cloudy Outside
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Wayzata High School

A school in the suburb Plymouth, Minnestota. It is known for its terrifying gang "The Goon Squad", its mascot which is named after the condom brand Trojan, and its abuse of over-the-counter medications.
Wayzata high school student #1:"Hey, I just stole some of my little sister's ADHD meds and shoplifted a shitload of nutmeg. Wanna go get high?"

Wayzata high school student #2:"Fuck yeah! Trojan pride!"
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