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Way ever 

When someone knowingly runs afoul of directions.
Can you give me a hamburger without any cheese? I asked for one without cheese.

Sorry, they all come with cheese.

Way ever!
Way ever by Ohio River East October 29, 2021
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i want you in every way possible 

Meaning you want them sexually meantally emotionally and physically

Every witch way 

Every Witch Way is a Nickelodeon show that ended in 2015. The show had 4 seasons and 80 episodes. The show’s about teens that discover they have powers. Maddie finds out she’s a witch. Diego finds out he’s a kanay. Emma figures out she’s a witch but not any type of witch. She’s the chosen one. The chosen one is a special witch that gets stronger powers that grow more powerful each day. And those powers come with a lot of responsibility. To add after that we have Jax that finds out he’s a wizard. Apart from that the show has lots of twists, turns, drama, evil, good, friendships, breakups, and a lot more.
Person 1: I love the show every witch way.
Person 2: What’s every witchy way?
Person 1: it’s a Nickelodeon show.
Person 2: Oh, ok that’s cool.

Fell Out Of The Ugly Tree And Hit Every Branch On The Way Down

Commonly used phrase referencing the degree to which an individual is considered unattractive. Possibly a regional colloquialism used in the Oklahoma area.
Billy Bob: "Geez! That woman with the balding patte, bulbous nose, black front teeth, and tattoo of 'I Like It Rough,' sure is ugly!"

Billy Roy: "She sure has a flabby gut, and that backside ain't too perty neither!"

Billy Billy: "Boys, that there gal Fell Out Of The Ugly Tree And Hit Every Branch On The Way Down!"

Fell Out Of The Ugly Tree And Hit Every Branch On The Way Down

(adj.) a term used to describe an immensely ugly person, usually referring to members of the other sex.
The ugly tree being the source of ugly people (to grow on the ugly tree like a fruit etc. is to be of undesirable appearance).
Bob: (points to a female) good lord my dear man, take a gander at yonder female, she is quite hideous I do protest!

Bruce: (in disgust) I must agree old chap, poor lady seems to have fallen out of the ugly tree!

Bob: I would go as far as to say she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!

Bob and Bruce: (both scoff)

every which way 

1. in every direction

2. in every way possible

Everyone is beautiful (in their own way) 

A very naive, cliche and opinionated phrase, that is overused in modern society. This phrase is only an opinion because 1) everyone has a different idea of beauty and not everyone is going to be considered attractive by everyone and 2) there are horrible people that commit a variety of crimes everyday. It's usually used when trying to "fix" society's views in some way. People who usually say this USUALLY have the least amount of horrible experience in their life, are very confident in themselves, super optimistic or just don't have anything better to say.
Normal Girl: "I'm so ugly!"
Pretty Girl: "Everyone is beautiful (in their own way)!"

Person 1: "There are so many bad things going on in the world..."
Person 2: "Maybe, but everyone is beautiful (in their own way) no matter what!"
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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