waxing the dolphin
I was rinsing off and this vision of this walnut ass leapt into my brain so I had to wax the dolphin,
waxing the dolphin by Amanda Hugginkiss December 24, 2003
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Waxing the dolphin
Waxing the dolphin by DJ Buss May 1, 2010
Waxing the Dolphin
Waxing the dolphin (v.)
to masturbate, jack off. When a male has sex with his his hand a.k.a. Jill. The act of masturbating. Generally done by males age 12-18.
Wack off Jack off Masturbate
to masturbate, jack off. When a male has sex with his his hand a.k.a. Jill. The act of masturbating. Generally done by males age 12-18.
Wack off Jack off Masturbate
Christain: Dude Michael waxes his dolphin while on Geaogia's myspace!
Austin: Oh my god! Thats disgusting, I feel bad for Georgia.
Christian: Holy crap! Grant was " Waxing the Dolphin " in the locker room
Austin: Oh my god! Thats disgusting, I feel bad for Georgia.
Christian: Holy crap! Grant was " Waxing the Dolphin " in the locker room
Waxing the Dolphin by ChristianK April 25, 2007
waxing the dolphin
this is when you just finished porking your bitch and can't find a hand towel to dry off. She has to use her hand stroking up and down until dry.
waxing the dolphin by DDA October 7, 2003
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