A sex move involving an ironing board, a
man, and a woman.
To perform, the woman must
lay flat on her back on top of the ironing board with her arms to her side, as if to resemble a surf board. The
man then lays on top of her, stomach to stomach, and fucks her. While this is going on, the man must make a paddling motion with his arms, as if he were paddling out into the ocean.
Just before the
man "hits the big
wave", he must jump up and stand on top of the woman, as if riding a surf board, and yell "cowabunga!", getting his "Sex
Wax" all over her.
Note: If an ironing board cannot be found, or if the ironing board is not stable enough to hold two
people, then a flat piece of
wood between two chairs, or any kind of elevated, flat surface can be used as a substitution. For full authenticity, this move can be performed on top of a surf board, which in turn is elevated over a surface of water.
Surfer 1: "So Jenny and I performed a Malibu Wave
Rider last night."
Surfer 2: "How was it, brah?"
Surfer 1: "It was totally
radical, but she got a gnarly infection in her eye from my Sex
Wax."
Surfer 2: "Bummer, dude."