Wattpad Boy

A Wattpad boy is someone who is essentially damn near perfect. They give their love interest all the attention that is required to be amazing. Dating a Wattpad boy is every girls dream.

Person 1: Alex is so perfect. I think I might have found a Wattpad boy.

Person 2: aww the is so cute. You’re so lucky.

Wattpad Boy by Ace03 May 7, 2019

Wattpad boy

A wattpad boy is a boy that has everything you could ever want in a person. He is whatever you need at the time. He is typically sweet but cute and/or sexy and is intelligent too! Perfectly imperfect in his own way, typically at least a little shy.

The type of guy you usually only find in a wattpad romance book, treats you how you deserve.

If you have a wattpad boy, don’t let him go!

Person 1: I can't believe it, Alexander is everything I want in a guy, he's my own personal wattpad boy.

Person 2: Dont let him go, I bet so many girls want him!

Wattpad boy by AlextheArschloch August 26, 2020

Wattpad Boy

A wattpad boy has sharp features and more often than not, chiseled abs. They usually have dark hair and an edgy but sexy aesthetic. Almost always a musician or artist.

Can be found working at a restaurant or coffee shop with the main female love interest. He radiates confidence, even if he isn't aware of it. His playful smirks with a raised eyebrow are just part of his alluring charm.

In conclusion hot af and a little mysterious

"Alex doesn't know how hot he is, hes such a wattpad boy"

"He's so freaking talented and nonchalant! He's literally a wattpad boy"

Wattpad Boy by Thisrighthereisstrange December 1, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008