Water stain

In theory , a water stain is nothing more than a sad story of an illegitimate oil field bro who acquired his job from jarred Peters back in 2011 at Grady rentals. The term water, and the relation to Clyde’s life .. as we reflect on its said existence.. is supposed to be clean. However it is not. It is tainted with filth and cigarette smoke from behind the skate station where Clyde would perform suck wang on Kurt mayhew for menthols. Which in return leaves a stain. And Clyde has been a stain ever since he dyed his hair like slim shady in middle school and thought he was sweet when he would do wheelies in his shitty as tired wheelchair cause he broke his fuckin leg or something idk fuck you Clyde your mega cab was mega stupid ... fuck you

-Webster’s dictionary 2017

Clyde’s mom-

my grocery list doesn’t have detergent on it, because that water stain is never going anywhere———— yeet

Water stain by Even pp October 29, 2018

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Nebraskan Water Stain

A pee stain. Simple as that. Your pants are wet with pee? That's a Nebraskan Water Stain.

Dude did you see Mary? Major Nebraskan Water Stain all over her jeggings.

Nebraskan Water Stain by tgnws September 3, 2025

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Coffee Stained Water

Weak crappy coffee that you typically get at gas stations and fast food places.

John: This Coffee Stained Water sucks ass!

Coffee Stained Water by LoLCoffee July 20, 2011

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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