water bread 

Bread soaked in water which is then fried and "flash salted." It is principally consumed when one is horribly inebriated.

"Quick, Betsy, cook me up some of your finest water bread, I've had like twenty-nine Kahluas and i'm just scrapping for some food...actually fuck that, i need to go puke"

water bread by myylkdog July 19, 2012

Water bread 

Water with bread is good and soggy

good water bread

Water bread by CYKAA BLYATTT March 24, 2021

Bread water 

shitty beer

dude, this natty light is straight bread water

Bread water by JizzDaddy August 25, 2021

bread and water 

safe word to use around guardian figures that truly means "weed and a dutch"

"Urv: Yo, who's tryna burn tonight?
Shay: I'll bring the bread and water homie
Urv: What does that even fuckin mean?!
Shay: Weed and a dutch, you idiot"

bread and water by #72 November 21, 2013

bread with legs in an ice cube on water under sun 

"Obviously, if you have typed that in, you must be insane!" That is what some people would say but you don't want to listen to those guys. but oh no no no, I am here to show you the light.

You're insane, they were right.
BUT, it does have a meaning, this term means something is absolutely improbable and out of no where.
You can describe ANYTHING as a bread with legs in an ice cube on water under sun.

"Oh Robbie over there? He is such a bread with legs in an ice cube on water under sun"
"That discussion was so bread with legs in an ice cube on water under sun"

bread with legs in an ice cube on water under sun by Mother BeastCake May 27, 2017

waterbread 

better sounding than "wonderbread" and "whitebread". Should be used as a synonym to those words. "Being generic, bland, soul-less, mainstream, or distasteful in nature in order to appeal to wider, often mindless audiences." Waterbread could be seen as worse than "wonderbread" and "whitebread" as soggy bread is bland af.

That blonde guy with blue eyes is such a waterbread. He's like the golden retriever of humans.

waterbread by Nowaterbreadallowed June 14, 2019

Waterbreaker 

When u take a truly great dump, and when you get up to wipe your ass you notice that the pile is so big the top is higher than the water in the bowl, like an island 'breaking' above the water.

He: "Man, I ate so much Thanksgiving dinner yesterday I woke up at dawn and had me a righteous waterbreaker."

She: "I hope you flushed."

He: (Proudly) "Twice!"

Waterbreaker by polkyarebusz June 12, 2006