Water Table

1. A sustainable amount of water within a unit of sediment or rock.
2. A toy young kids play with, with water in it.
3. What 1-2 year old's think the toilet is.

1. The city is looking for another water supply due to the shrinking water table.
2. The kids at the daycare love playing with the water table during playtime.
3. "Hey, where's little Johnny?"
"Oh shit, check the water table."

Water Table by Asswip'e October 13, 2007

table water 

A bottle of water that looks like what you would find on a restaurant table.

You are face timing a friend and you get you bottle of table water, they say, "omg, she's got her table water you noob!" and you say," stop noosing me noob"

table water by The bigger pro 1 October 26, 2019

table water 

table water is just like water but now its on a table. most people share it in restaurants or sm

Person 1: "OMG ITS WATER BUT ON A TABLE"

Person 2: *faints of amazement due to the existence of the table water*

table water by The Bad Command Station July 25, 2025

Table: yeeted, therapist: greeted, holy-water: needed 

The word/phrase:
“Table: yeeted
Therapist: greeted
Holy-water: needed”

A expression used to express genuine concern or used in the new generations terms “fear”

Person 1: how do you feel after looking at this photo? **shows picture of a cross-breed between an ohio spawn and a thing from SWEET HOME ALABAMA**

Person 2: table: yeeted, therapist: greeted, holy-water: needed.

Table: yeeted, therapist: greeted, holy-water: needed by Lunar enthusiast May 21, 2023

Russian Table Waxer

When a male ejaculates onto a table or flat surface and a female uses her tongue to spread said ejaculate across mentioned surface

"I got fucked up one night and did the Russian Table Waxer with this chick."

Russian Table Waxer by sigmaman23 October 27, 2026

Table Max Wager 

This is when your sharp and pound the shit out of a bad line at your favorite Sportsbook.

Sportman crushed the Books last night with his TABLE MAX WAGER.

Table Max Wager by Mr Falcone November 13, 2007

Table Max Wager 

A wager placed with 100% confidence. Most likely on a line the Bookmakers have missed, allowing the player to have the edge.

So last night Sportman nailed the Books with a Table Max Wager on the V Tech/G Tech game under 40.5

Table Max Wager by Mr Falcone December 7, 2007