When you swim butterfly really well and you fuck the water and become a water fucker. You may end up getting someone else pregnant, so use protection!!
Drew is the best water fucker! He is the water fucking God! He got everyone else pregnant!
When you drop a piece of technology in water (ipod, cell phone, etc) and no matter how hard you try to save it, it is damaged beyond repair and since no company will replace a water damaged piece of technology you're pretty much screwed.
Branden: Hey I heard you broke your ipod, can you fix it?
Connor: No way man and I can't bring it back, it's waterfucked.