Water Fu 

The modern martial art of slow motion fighting under water in a pool, lake or the ocean... Typically exemplified in powerless kicks & punches. However, a master in Water Fu may temporarily blind someone with a splash and possibly deliver a well aimed croch shot that often results in a floating, lifeless carcass.

Take it easy bruh, else I'm gonna break out my black belt in Water Fu and non-ceremoniously kick your swimmer ass.

Water Fu by spflex57 November 30, 2019

water fucking 

Having sexual intercourse in water- whether a pool, lake, ocean, hot tub, etc.

Cindy and Glenn were water fucking last night in the hot tub.

water fucking by Jilina September 22, 2005

Water Fucker

When you swim butterfly really well and you fuck the water and become a water fucker. You may end up getting someone else pregnant, so use protection!!

Drew is the best water fucker! He is the water fucking God! He got everyone else pregnant!

Water Fucker by Water Fucking God May 25, 2019

water fucking 

a way for a female to masterbate by taking a showerhead, or something that pumps water, and pumping water into themselves.

lisa felt lonely in the shower, so she grabed the shower head and started water fucking herself.

water fucking by Zack Healy March 1, 2008

Water Fuck 

Masturbating in a hot tub with an opened water bottle.
Works for both males and females.

Suzie and John were having fun in a hot tub water fucking, but they weren't doing it to each other.

Water Fuck by A very dirty bottle January 2, 2010

Water fucking 

When you have sex in a body of water; most commonly in a hot tub or pool.

We agreed to do some water fucking at Joe's pool party.

Water fucking by whatisittooeat December 9, 2019

Water fucker

When you have sex on water

I just had good water fucker

Water fucker by Will is the greatest March 22, 2017