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watch me 

a card game that people play in Stephen King's Dark Tower series, it sounds very much like poker.
They sat at a table away from the others playing a game of Watch Me half-heartedly.

watch me 

1. to tell the direct honest truth despite the repercussions
2. to let some one know the way it is with no qualms about it
" Andra asked me how her horse hair weave looked so I had to watch me , and tell her."
watch me by yummilicious September 8, 2006

watch me whip, watch me nae nae 

The act of burdening someone by demanding they observe you dance a particular type of danced called "the nae nae".
"Hey, Brock...Brock...Brock...hey...hey...hey Brock...Brock...Brock..", "WHAT!?", "...now...watch me whip, watch me nae nae..".

That was the last time anyone ever saw Steven alive, as well as the last time Brock tasted sweet, sweet freedom.

Do you or someone you know suffer from a compulsive need for others to observe you whip and nae nae? Seek help today, you may just save a life.

watch me do me 

a reply to anything. Often used as a retort.
Teresa: yo michelle lets go play some touch football
Michelle: naaww watch me do me.

Watch me do me 

a statement which is said when one is to attempt to accomplish a difficult task
A: Man, that shorty right there is fine. Do you think you can get with her?
B: Hell yeah man. Watch me do me!
Watch me do me by Frodo Man-well February 28, 2009

Watch me whip watch me enslave

The dance move that slave owners in the 1800s performed
Master John: Watch me whip watch me enslave now watch me whip whip watch me enslave

Slave: Sorry master I will pick the cotton now
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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