Wasted orgasm

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A wasted orgasm is when you jack off and come but don't feel an orgasm, due to trying to prolong the pre-orgasm pleasure for too long. Usually leaving the victim with a sense of failure and frustration.

Frat Bro 1: Dude last night I was jacking off and I came and felt nothing, totally fucked up my night.

Frat Bro 2: Oh yeah dude I think that's called a wasted orgasm, I get those all the time when I think about my grandma.

Frat Bro 1: ....What the fuck dude?

Frat Bro 2: Wait what....?

Wasted orgasm by Alpha as fuck34 August 6, 2010

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Wasted Orgasm

Mostly with women. Where the body goes through the processes of an orgasm but it is not felt, due to stopping masturbation or sex too soon.

I was clit rubbing and was so close but then my mum knocked at the door. Total wasted orgasm.

Wasted Orgasm by Rebeccii July 30, 2009

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Waste of an orgasm

Someone who is useless or worth nothing. Someone who's father "wasted an orgasm" when they were conceived.

Get off your ass and find a job you lousy waste of an orgasm!

Waste of an orgasm by Wolf89 May 5, 2009

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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