Mike wasseled by insisting that he was the founder of the free frontier and that he invented the wheel.
by E. Wilkop February 25, 2004
(Noun) One who refuses to do school work until their father pays to have their guitar fixed or their black step mother denounces her relationship to the Nation Of Islam. All this is done to get one's way and to recieve sexual gratification.
Mikey needed his guitar fixed and didn't approve of his step mother's African heritage so he refused to do his schoolwork. Him being a wassel helped him ejaculate to pictures of women smoking cigarettes.
by Davey Mustaine May 28, 2003
(Noun) A chubby and/or large-sized man who dresses up as an angel or any sweet and comforting character thus making the whole ordeal look absurd and deplorable.
Mike was quite bloated with love handles and the Burger King manager insisted that dressing him up as an angel sitting on a cloud for their new low fat Whopper commercials just looked sick and made Mike a wassel.
by Charlie Murphy February 25, 2004
by Mitch Yates December 13, 2006
1. A bag of assorted gifts that you bring wasseling to give to others. It is expected as with all wasseling that the person or family whose house you visit while wasseling should invite you in for a drink.
2. A derogatory word for someone usually used in jest due to the humorous sound of the word.
2. A derogatory word for someone usually used in jest due to the humorous sound of the word.
exp 1. Hey bill, want to go wasseling through the neighborhood? I already have the wassel bags ready. I put some candy and a christmas CD in them.
exp 2. Can you believe how rude that lady was to the waiter? What a wassel bag.
exp 2. Can you believe how rude that lady was to the waiter? What a wassel bag.
by John MF B. December 6, 2008
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