Washington Capitals 

The greatest hockey team in the greatest sports league ever. (see NHL)

They're in a rebuilding season, but pretty soon they'll be winning Stanleys, as they should be.

Ovechkin fires one, he scores! The Washington Capitals are the greatest team of all time!

Washington Capitals by mike286 November 11, 2006

Washington Capitals 

Shititest team in hockey that bends around shoving their sticks deep in there assholes. After each game they proceed by having gay sex with chosen members of the coaching staff.

Idris-"Wow, I sure do love them Washington Capitals"

Bob-"Ya dude your a fucking faggot"

Washington Capitals by shitywok33 June 23, 2011

Washington Capital Syndrome 

Sports teams that can beat the best teams but lose to the crappy ones.

The Washington Caps are the best team in the NHL but lose to 23 ranked Tampa bay lighting ie "Washington Capital Syndrome"

Washington Capital Syndrome by jilly jackerson March 13, 2010

Washington-Capital

Someone who greatly underachieves.

Dude, you had a 4.0 in high school and you flunked out of college? Your'e such a Washington-Capital!

Washington-Capital by D-Train312 August 18, 2012

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022