wasband balls

The condition where a man's testicles take on the peculiar scent of Krispy Kreme donuts after a divorce.
I went to visit Joe to see how he was doing after the divorce and noticed all of his towels smelled like donuts. It must be because of his wasband balls.
by A L F January 06, 2010
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Wasband

An ex-husband that you’re on good terms with.
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Wasband

A husband who is now your ex. Hence, he was.
by Kymoo January 15, 2024
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Wasband

As in, he ‘was’ my ‘husband’. A gendered term, as the feminine should be called by their proper name and given the respect she deserves.
My wasband was late to pick up the kids.
by PasadenaPaul June 30, 2025
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Wasband: the man who was previously your husband. A man who was a husband. A friend going through a divorce wanted a new word to describe her ex.
Zak is my wasband, we were divorced 3 years ago.
by Alltall August 15, 2017
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wasband

An ex husband. Especially where the couple is cordial.
My "wasband" and I are still friends, we have kids together.
by Phonebooth Lynn June 05, 2023
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Wasband

Used to be husband.
There goes my wasband, riding his bicycle.
by Tinatazmania April 19, 2018
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