War turtle

A turtle with a army hat and a strap on minigun

Why have to take down the war turtle it's
Killing everyone

by Senorsuckmymeatballs March 29, 2017

Wartortle

A medium quantity of female ejaculation.

Man, that girl wartortled all over me!

by The GOOCHman1964 August 11, 2009

Wartortleing

When you attach a water gun to the back of a turtle, then continue to shove the turtles head into his or her anus, or her vagina, whilst screaming "You don't have enough badges to train me"

Man my anus hurts because me and my girlfriend were wartortleing last night.

by Silencer1980 May 2, 2017

wartortle

A Wartortle is a woman that has a very disproportioned face that makes her look like her parents conceived a cow.

Man that girl looks like a wartortle!

by Glowing blowfish August 6, 2011