war pony 

The uncommon name for a fire breathing unicorn. The war ponies were all native to Transylvania but then Travis's family slaughtered most of the breed. The few that were spared were dehorned and robbed of their fire breathing ability. Today they are known as the common horse.

Tim: I don't wanna sound like a queer or anything but unicorns kick ass.

Sally: Well you definately sound gay. If you would have said a War Pony kicks ass then I would have totally let you bone me.

war pony by Mrs. A January 15, 2009

war pony 

Usually an old and delapidated vehicle driven by drunk american indians.

Some paiute just crashed his War Pony into the reservation casino.

war pony by The Smegmanater May 8, 2012

War Pony 

This is a term for an angry fire breathing pony with a large horn atop his head. They were used in battle in Transylvania long ago as not only trasportation but also impaling devices.

Vlad Dracula's army of men were seen riding into battle on their fire breathing War Ponies. By enlisting the War Pony the army became unstoppable.

War Pony by Candi Anderson January 9, 2009

Indian War Pony 

Sexy prank to pull while or just after anal sex in the doggy style position. A male partner, or female with a strap-on, after finishing or during a break, pulls out, wipes himself off with his hand(s) and then slaps the ass of the participant on all-fours, leaving "painted" hand-print(s).

Yelling "Geronimo!" is an option and is worth 5 bonus points.

In the heat of passion, Pamela asked Manny to spank her, so he decided to go all out, yell, "Geronimo!" and give her an Indian War Pony instead. He earned 105 points!

Indian War Pony by Mikenstein November 20, 2009