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wanna fight 

wanna f*ck?
boy: wanna fight?
girl: mhm

You wanna fight about it? 

You wanna fight about it? Question, phrase, expletive.

You say this when you feel like pretending you are an Italian mobster. This phrase must always be spoken with a stereotypical Italian accent.
Them: "Dude, you completely fucked up my science project when you poured beer on it!"

You: "You wanna fight about it?"

You Wanna Fight About It? 

This is a phrase you say jokingly whenever someone else thinks that he or she is right.
Person 1:"Ha! You suck at this game"
Person 2:"You think your better than me?You wanna fight about it?"
Person 1:"Com'on let's go!"

*Both put up their fists*

But you don't wanna fight 

When someone wanna talk shit, but in reality, won't actually do anything.
Megan: You a fat ass bitch.

Amanda: But you don't wanna fight.

YOU WANNA FIGHT 

Be petty and have a sassy mouth with your friend and tell them you wanna fight

January,14

IF YOU DONT WANNA FIGHT THEN STFU 

DONT TALK TO ME IF YOU DONT WANT TO FIGHT
HER: hey girlll
ME: IF YOU DONT WANNA FIGHT THEN STFU
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