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wankware 

Images and information given out about products that won't be released for several years, if ever. Most of the time, wankware development ends at the press release. After the company has gained the publicity, there's no reason to actually build the product.
D00d! In 2011 you'll be able to get tv screens tattooed into your skin!

Shut up, that's total wankware
wankware by Ch00f April 3, 2008
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wankbeard 

When something just 'aint right, or is just generally shitty. Can also be abbreviated to 'beard.
That club was completely fuckin wankbeard
wankbeard by lolololotek January 5, 2014

Wankware 

A computer programme, usually written at minimal cost. Typically to perform a specific task within a very specialist business/industrial function or to support a non-mainstream consumer hobby. Often recognizable through poor quality graphics and a cludgy user interface. Can be prone to freezing and crashing and often incompatible with the latest versions of operating systems and key components. Has not been versioned or ported to optimize OS resources and therefore can be painfully slow.
That wankware froze my device again
Wankware by UK Bryan March 10, 2019

walkwear 

The brilliantly masterminded clothing ensemble that originated at Sabino, then some other faggot started K Krew or something fucking gay like that. Walkwear will be triumphant.
Man Walkwear is cool cause I walk places and I need to wear stuff; those stupid faggots who started K Krew from Tappa Tappa Kegga should die slow.
walkwear by WalkwearFan January 26, 2004

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026