Wankwear

Generally a male practice wherein a guy wears a woman's panties to facilitate enhanced masturbatory erotic pleasure.

Brad: "Oh man this satin wankwear is so good, gonna blow ...!"
Josh: "Shame bro to ruin them. They're really hot."

by Nerdsmith May 11, 2024

wankware

Images and information given out about products that won't be released for several years, if ever. Most of the time, wankware development ends at the press release. After the company has gained the publicity, there's no reason to actually build the product.

D00d! In 2011 you'll be able to get tv screens tattooed into your skin!

Shut up, that's total wankware

by Ch00f April 3, 2008

wankbeard

When something just 'aint right, or is just generally shitty. Can also be abbreviated to 'beard.

That club was completely fuckin wankbeard

by lolololotek January 5, 2014

Wankware

A computer programme, usually written at minimal cost. Typically to perform a specific task within a very specialist business/industrial function or to support a non-mainstream consumer hobby. Often recognizable through poor quality graphics and a cludgy user interface. Can be prone to freezing and crashing and often incompatible with the latest versions of operating systems and key components. Has not been versioned or ported to optimize OS resources and therefore can be painfully slow.

That wankware froze my device again

by UK Bryan March 10, 2019

walkwear

The brilliantly masterminded clothing ensemble that originated at Sabino, then some other faggot started K Krew or something fucking gay like that. Walkwear will be triumphant.

Man Walkwear is cool cause I walk places and I need to wear stuff; those stupid faggots who started K Krew from Tappa Tappa Kegga should die slow.

by WalkwearFan January 26, 2004