Wankunt

Someone who is beyond the normal level of insult, joining the two most offensive words imaginable to get Wankunt

He's a right wankunt

by Kennymandingo December 5, 2009

Wankentine's Day

This is the wanker's day, celebrated on Feb 14, this is similar to Valentine's Day but for persons who have no sexual partner and thus resort to wanking themselves. This is a special day of remembrance for wankers of their own status.

Bob: Hey Frank, wish you a happy Wankentine's Day

Frank: Same to you Bob.

by SantoshGeorge February 14, 2008

wanknut

Used in conjunction with Motherfucker. A term for a nut who wanks. Frequently. Often used as derogatory. However, in extreme circumstances can be a compliment.

eg 1 Dude 1: Looks like you're wasted.
Dude 2: Wank-nut. Motherfucker

eg 2 Dude 1: You're a wank-nut.
Dude 2: You ass-goblin. DIEE !!!

eg 3 Dude 1: You're a wank-nut.
Dude 2: YAAAYY ! Thanks, Cletus!You're such an ass-hat!
Dude 1: Gee, thanks !! Lets be friends!!

by Scott Williamson June 17, 2004

Wankontest

A wanking contest.

Want a wankontest?

by The Rubber Duckie January 5, 2020

Wankentines Day

A day of celebration for single males who are unable to take part in the annual Valentines Day celebration, due to not having a partner or a significant other. It would be up to the individual on how they celebrate their Wankentines Day as the name denotes a very specific activity.
This day can also observed by people of all sexual orientations and identities and is not limited to single men.
You could say that Wankentines is an antonym for Valentines Day.

I'm going to spend Wankentines Day by myself, doing what I love doing.

Person speaking to themself in the mirror:
Oh Hey, will you be my Wankentine?

I really feel like a nutjob sitting at home, all alone on Wankentines Day, and that's how I like it!

by RougeK February 10, 2025