This is the wanker's day, celebrated on Feb 14, this is similar to Valentine's Day but for persons who have no sexual partner and thus resort to wanking themselves. This is a special day of remembrance for wankers of their own status.
by SantoshGeorge February 14, 2008
A day of celebration for single males who are unable to take part in the annual Valentines Day celebration, due to not having a partner or a significant other. It would be up to the individual on how they celebrate their Wankentines Day as the name denotes a very specific activity.
This day can also observed by people of all sexual orientations and identities and is not limited to single men.
You could say that Wankentines is an antonym for Valentines Day.
This day can also observed by people of all sexual orientations and identities and is not limited to single men.
You could say that Wankentines is an antonym for Valentines Day.
I'm going to spend Wankentines Day by myself, doing what I love doing.
Person speaking to themself in the mirror:
Oh Hey, will you be my Wankentine?
I really feel like a nutjob sitting at home, all alone on Wankentines Day, and that's how I like it!
Person speaking to themself in the mirror:
Oh Hey, will you be my Wankentine?
I really feel like a nutjob sitting at home, all alone on Wankentines Day, and that's how I like it!
by RougeK February 10, 2025