Wangovèr

N. Wine + Hangover = Wangovèr

When you wake up in the middle of the night with your mouth feeling like the pages of the original old testament, you curse Moses and realize that you are already too hungover from the prior night of debauchery to reach the bathroom. After this thirty seconds of misery, one smacks his lips, perhaps hawks up some mucus to provide some oral lubrication and rolls over in bed destined to wake up at least three more times before he or she first snoozes the alarm.

Example 1:
Albert- Damn man you got TWO wangovèrs last night????
Rapheal- Yuppppp, woke up 6 times before my first snooze.... this is outdated AF... but FML.

Example 2:
Pablo Sanchez- Man, I need some brunch in my system A.S.A.P... the wangovèr was REAL last night!
Pete Wheeler- Lets hit Annie's.

by 53xtown April 11, 2017

wangover

you know when you smoke too much pot and you wake up the next morning feeling like shit? that's a wangover. it's a contraction of weed + hangover. the word is native to middle tennessee

man i had a killer wangover this morning.. ill never smoke pot again. not until tonight, anyway.

by jason October 23, 2004

Wangover

The depressing, vapid, soul-consuming feeling of all-encompassing loss that results from sudden cessation of a long time period characterized by non-stop boning. This feeling can result from a simple case of the Mondays after spending the weekend wit yo man, to the end of a summer fling and sobering realization that you may as well cancel your waxing appointments b/c your netherparts are about to shut down for the winter like that creepy restaurant on the Goonies.

I couldn't get anything done yesterday; I had such a wangover that all I could do was putter around my apartment in a snuggie and watch lifetime movies.

by Dr. Evil 518 December 22, 2010

Wangover

Feeling tired after being kept up all night having sex.

Dude, I am so tired after porking all night. I have a real wangover

by swellyeah November 25, 2009

wangover

Post self-abuse anguish. The feeling of guilt, regret and self-loathing immediately after masturbation. Combination of 'wank' and 'hangover'.

"Oh, no, I've got such a wangover. I swear I'll never do it again!"

by 7kev7 November 13, 2007

wangover

when you can no longer perform sexually. usually after multiple orgasms. you have lost your wangitude.

I've jacked off to internet porn so much, I now have a wangover.

by lilill May 1, 2006

wangover

When you sleep with an asian man with a tiny penis and have remorse about it the following morning.

girl "oh man.."
roommate "what's wrong Shirley?"
girl "I have a really bad wangover..."
roommate "I told you, you'd regret it!"

by 421jumpstreet January 26, 2017