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Having lost most or all of your money by purchasing stock in Washington Mutual, or any other investment that goes really bad.
FUCK! I just lost my childerens college fund by making bad investments, did I ever get wamued!
Wamued by joe six pack January 16, 2009
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the act in which a female performs fellatio in exchange for marijuana.
johny: "dude i just got Wamped real good by Katie"

Timmy: "Katie Wamped me really good the other night"

Johnny: "the best part about it was i gave her some mexican brick shit"
Wamped by jimbo86 November 15, 2010
Related Words
Wamued • wamped • wamed • WaMue • wameedh • wammed • Wamuel
The sexiest mf you'll ever meet.
WaMue over there looking like a snack
WaMue by Ak_Skittles December 8, 2019
The act of being pulled over and/or sub-sequentially being arrested the Police or other lawful authorities. Very common term in Nashville,TN..which is not as country as the nation thinks.
William: Where were you? You're 30 minutes late!
Kyron: I was on my way and got wamped by the boys.

John: My license is suspended
Justin: What happened?
John: I was speeding and I got wamped for the fifth time.
Wamped by Juteaux October 26, 2012
being savagely or devastatingly killed in a repetitive manner during an online game of Call of Duty.

See "Wamping" for the definition of being the individual who dishes out the wamped action
Player 1 "What happened last game man?"
Player 2 "Idk, I always get wamped in Team Deathmatch."

That kid wamped me with a crossbow bolt.
Wamped by BrewinPheeners January 11, 2011
A Wamuel is a sexy human with a big elephants trunk who could nutmeg a mermaid blindfolded. This word is occasionally used to congratulate someone on a huge fuck off dub.
Fans: “Omfg.... that was a fucking sick trick shot... You must be a Wamuel”
Wamuel by Wamuel May 28, 2020
verb:
to get completely man-handled by a gnarly wave; to get pitted beyond belief; to wipeout.

is usually followed by the hang-loose symbol to gain back all lossed surfer pride and to show one's surfer brahs that he/she can still shred the nar.
"yo brah, I totally got wamped by that killer wave."

"I dropped into this gnarly wave but got wamped after realizing it was a killer close out."
wamped by Kevin "the Cavemann" October 18, 2008
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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