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Walton Court 

The Home of many legends from the Hp21 postcode. Walton Court is home to the biggest DJ in Aylesbury (DJ Canning) and also neighbourhood GILF Gloria Canning. Immy is the young prodigy in the family.

There are many great things to do in Walton court such as meet the local nitty’s (the walkers) or listen to the radio with mark. Upcoming ballers in the area include Cha Cha, the walkers son and the Perez family but honestly they think there lebron James (Your not your 5’6).

Our Guardian Angel and Saviour Simba the Pitbull (Rest in Peace) when use to be seen would cause terror across the estate. His son Rizzler maintains his legacy.

Massive Shoutout to Blackwater Drive, Home to many legends and events over the years. Names can’t be disclosed as these people are savages and will kill on sight.

Finally Samson Mensah the neighbourhood victim who can be regularly found on his balcony next to the Co-op smoking a zoot or chatting young tings #pedo. Sometimes he plays 6 a side but honestly he’s fattest shit going and let me not forget his razor bumps that can be seen from Coombe hill.
Oi bro…..I can’t wait to go Walton Court!
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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016