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Walton Court 

The Home of many legends from the Hp21 postcode. Walton Court is home to the biggest DJ in Aylesbury (DJ Canning) and also neighbourhood GILF Gloria Canning. Immy is the young prodigy in the family.

There are many great things to do in Walton court such as meet the local nitty’s (the walkers) or listen to the radio with mark. Upcoming ballers in the area include Cha Cha, the walkers son and the Perez family but honestly they think there lebron James (Your not your 5’6).

Our Guardian Angel and Saviour Simba the Pitbull (Rest in Peace) when use to be seen would cause terror across the estate. His son Rizzler maintains his legacy.

Massive Shoutout to Blackwater Drive, Home to many legends and events over the years. Names can’t be disclosed as these people are savages and will kill on sight.

Finally Samson Mensah the neighbourhood victim who can be regularly found on his balcony next to the Co-op smoking a zoot or chatting young tings #pedo. Sometimes he plays 6 a side but honestly he’s fattest shit going and let me not forget his razor bumps that can be seen from Coombe hill.
Oi bro…..I can’t wait to go Walton Court!
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A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026