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Walton Court 

The Home of many legends from the Hp21 postcode. Walton Court is home to the biggest DJ in Aylesbury (DJ Canning) and also neighbourhood GILF Gloria Canning. Immy is the young prodigy in the family.

There are many great things to do in Walton court such as meet the local nitty’s (the walkers) or listen to the radio with mark. Upcoming ballers in the area include Cha Cha, the walkers son and the Perez family but honestly they think there lebron James (Your not your 5’6).

Our Guardian Angel and Saviour Simba the Pitbull (Rest in Peace) when use to be seen would cause terror across the estate. His son Rizzler maintains his legacy.

Massive Shoutout to Blackwater Drive, Home to many legends and events over the years. Names can’t be disclosed as these people are savages and will kill on sight.

Finally Samson Mensah the neighbourhood victim who can be regularly found on his balcony next to the Co-op smoking a zoot or chatting young tings #pedo. Sometimes he plays 6 a side but honestly he’s fattest shit going and let me not forget his razor bumps that can be seen from Coombe hill.
Oi bro…..I can’t wait to go Walton Court!
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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026