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Walter Mitty

A fictional character prone to daydreaming and fantasy. Currently in the news in the UK after a government official compared a UK intelligence worker David Kelly to Walter Mitty. Dr Kelly then killed himself, sparking the Hutton inquiry which will probably be a whitewash and Tony Blair will cling to power for a little while longer. Tosser.
He is a Walter Mitty-style fantasist!
Walter Mitty by Ian Chode September 17, 2003

Walter Mitty

When someone hands you a glass of wine with a big palm print on the glass vs handing the glass stem first like any civilized wine drinker might.
"Can you please pass my wine, and don't Walter Mitty the glass."

Walter Mitty was a pitiful character from a James Thurber story. The movie with Dany Kaye.
Walter Mitty by Christine_Currie January 9, 2009

Walter Mitty

Not tryna buy "Walter Mitty" I'm straight.
Walter Mitty by takedownhomos December 7, 2022

Walter Mitty

Wannabe Special Forces Soldier who can usually be recognised by 5 Signs
1) Looks like they’ve never seen a gym in there life

2) Watches Yellowstone relentlessly

3) Whole Section was KIA or “Lives out in the sticks”
4) Mentions Black Ops Missions that are “classified”
5) Runs a “Veteran Owned Business selling cheap chinese knock off knifes and gear endangering the lads/ladettes who use it”
Stuey “Whole Section was KIA told my Dad about it and he said that’s what happens bud
Bob “Interesting where did your dad serve”
Stuey “Rhodesia Black Ops”
Bob “Bullshit Stuey you are a Walter Mitty and a fraud your business is fuarked and we chucked your missus on the spit

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026