One (Usually decrepit and disgusting) individual who spends an unusually large amount of time at Walmart.
Bobby “Wow that lady is fucking weird looking. Why is she always here?”
Brandon “She is simply a Walmart Dweller. If you don’t bother her, don’t worry. She’ll be sure to bother you.”
Brandon “She is simply a Walmart Dweller. If you don’t bother her, don’t worry. She’ll be sure to bother you.”
by Closet Gayng October 21, 2021
A self proclaimed thought leader that has gathered most of their “wisdom” from youtube videos, social media and a few articles (if your lucky).
Debby: “Rachael is going to host a cleansing cacao ceremony on IG-Live for her community. It’s totally going to raise our frequency, cleanse our chakras and protect us from mass media brainwash.”
Jack to Debby: “ Are you seriously believing that Walmart-Guru ?! “
Jack to Debby: “ Are you seriously believing that Walmart-Guru ?! “
by StellaFellaTayla August 27, 2021
by Baddie walmart worker March 13, 2023
by BreadMan269 December 8, 2021
There are at least two ways to define Age Structured Populations, and there are at least two ways to define The Walmart. Or you could be nice and talk to somebody, like a good Walmartian.
Do I Taylor situationally re. my Walmart Age Structured Population or may I ask a Population, or so, a Size?. .
by ElevenChooseThreePenguino March 3, 2023
It's when you twist the girls pubes into a ponytail and then proceed to bite down on said ponytail and yank it out then kiss it back into her mouth
by Jake paul-sama May 10, 2020
A phrase used when a person in a store or just someone trashy does something that makes you want to question it.
Customer: "Hey you want to see my gerbils?"
*pulls out gerbils from ass*
Clerk: "What in the Walmart are you doing?"
*pulls out gerbils from ass*
Clerk: "What in the Walmart are you doing?"
by Smith dux Wurd December 11, 2018