Wallet Leach

A term used to describe your children after they've been around a few years and you realize just how much of a financial burden they really are. Generally people compensate the fact that they're pissing away all their money (on someone that will probably be a dead end loser just like them) by telling themselves that all that money spent (wasted) will one day result in a well rounded successful human being.

I use to make a comfortable living, but then I had a couple of wallet leaches and now I've got to get a second job.

Wallet Leach by Guru on a hill September 10, 2011

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Wallet Leach

A guy/girl that never has any money, but is always down to do expensive stuff.

Any time you hang out with said person, it's typically implied that you are paying for everything.

Person 1: Hey, you wanna go to the movies?

Person 2: You mean that you actually have money or the movies?!?!

Person 1: Now, we both know that I don't have any money...

Person 2: Dude, you are such a wallet leach.

Wallet Leach by Homey Simpson August 4, 2009

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:

Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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