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Wallace'd 

The act of texting a minor and asking them for nudes and to "pop that pussy" as a HS teacher or coach just to get your ass excommunicado from your community and hemmed up for a decade in the justice system.
Person 1: Man, did you see what that idiot Tyler did?

Person 2: Yeah the fucker really Wallace'd himself.

D'angelo Wallace 

D'angelo Wallace is a very chill guy and our montonus king! and he's better than everyone else so go subscribe to him.
Hey ButthurtBurt1999, did you watched D'angelo Wallace's new video?
No, Lemme go check it out now!

national phillip wallace day 

November 18th is the day you celebrate Phillip Wallace. He is the hottest and awesomest human being in the world.
Stacy: do you know what tomorrow is?
me: no?
Stacy: its national phillip wallace day, go post on your story "happy national phillip wallace day!"

David Wallace 

The Owner and CFO of Dunder Mifflin Inc. David often puts up with shit from the Scranton branch, he can usually be reached by pretending your his sick daughter to get on the phone with him.
David Wallace - "Can you tell me why you had to take the head off of the dummy?"
Dwight - "Well David Wallace, I saw it in a movie, I didn't think it was very realistic, turns out it's very realistic."
David Wallace by The MGV May 19, 2020

Danny Wallace 

A comedian who has wirtten books like Yes man were he spent a year saying yes to everything and ended up winning ÂŁ25,000, metting alien obsessives and the worlds only hypnotic dog, becoming a minister, a inventor, a television personality, travelling to amsterdam and singapore and losing ÂŁ25,000. Hes on a succesful show on the BBC, where hes starting his on country in his flat.and meeting world leaders and people woh sale the moon piece by piece.
Danny wallace is a great writer and comedian
Danny Wallace by PRC June 11, 2006

dirty wallace 

When getting a blowjob, your partner fondles your nut sac and you simultaneously release a fart and scream FREEDOM (like Mel Gibson in Braveheart).

similar to Dirty bagpipes.

While she was sucking my dick I gave her a dirty wallace and woke up her roommate.
dirty wallace by Matt & Dan November 24, 2006

dillon wallace 

Dillon Wallace is a douche bag wanna be faggle douche who is related to his Frist cousin
Dillon Wallace is a inbreed faggot
dillon wallace by DDoSed October 6, 2016
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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